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Bonejack & Teen Ape's Dirty Dozen

Tempe Digital

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MAKEFLIX EXCLUSIVE — LIMITED TO 500 UNITS

For nearly a decade, madcap writer/director Chris Seaver and his ragtag Low-Budget Pictures crew made an indelible mark on shot-on-video cinema with a series of raunchy, deliriously over the top camcorder features distributed by Splatter Rampage. The odyssey began modestly enough with “Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!” (2000) and “Filthy McNasty” (2001), initially released separately as bonus features on limited edition Tempe/Full Moon DVDs prior to being paired as a double feature in 2003. The success of that standalone disc spawned the inevitable sequels — “Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape!” (2005), “Filthy McNastier” (2003), “Filthy McNastiest” (2005), and “Filthy McNasty 4: Carnal Holocaust” (2010) — laying the foundation for an entire “Seaververse” of zany recurring characters. Mr. Bonejack (hilariously portrayed by the director himself!), Teen Ape, demons Phil & D’artagnan, Choach, Heather & Puggly, and others inhabited wildly original mashups “Carnage for the Destroyer” (2006), “Film Crew” (2008), and “Teenage Goes to Camp”(2008) as well as parodies of pop culture sensations “Lord of the Rings,” “The Monster Squad,” “Escape from New York,” and “Twilight” with “Quest for the Egg Salad” (2003), “Destruction Kings” (2006), “Wet Heat” (2008), and “Taintlight” (2009) respectively.

“Bonejack & Teen Ape’s Dirty Dozen” assembles all 13 movies into four jam-packed Blu-ray discs, each one newly restored from original Mini-DV and VHS archival videotape elements with all-new retrospectives from key cast & crew plus vintage commentaries and bonus features. Limited to only 500 units, this Signature Edition comes packaged in a collectible slipcase autographed by writer/director Chris Seaver!

Bonejack & Teen Ape's Dirty Dozen (Signature Edition)

DISC 1:

DISC 2:

DISC 3:

QUEST FOR THE EGG SALAD (2002, 60 mins.)
  • NEW! 2021 Restored Feature in 4:3 Original Aspect Ratio (1.33:1)
  • Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo Mix
  • 2003 Audio Commentary with director Chris Seaver and stars Casey Bowker & Lauren Puschkin
  • 2003 LBP Fan Audio Commentary
  • 2003 Featurette & Blooper Reel (31 mins.)
  • NEW! Optional English Subtitles
  • Vintage Trailer
DESTRUCTION KINGS (2006, 71 mins.)
  • NEW! 2021 Restored Feature in 4:3 Original Aspect Ratio (1.33:1)
  • Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo Mix
  • 2006 Audio Commentary with director Chris Seaver and star Casey Bowker
  • 2006 Outtakes Reel (10 mins.)
  • 2006 Photo Montage (8 mins.)
  • 2006 “Debbie Rochon: 25 Years with Low-Budget Pictures” Featurette (24 mins.)
  • NEW! Optional English Subtitles
  • Vintage Trailer
CARNAGE FOR THE DESTROYER (2006, 55 mins.)
  • NEW! 2021 Restored Feature in 4:3 Original Aspect Ratio (1.33:1)
  • Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo Mix
  • 2006 Audio Commentary with director Chris Seaver
  • 2006 Audio Commentary with director Chris Seaver and stars Travis Indovina, Matt Puckerchord, A.J. Stabone, Emily Meister & Breakneck Kid
  • 2006 Behind The Scenes (29 mins.)
  • 2006 Cast Rehearsals (37 mins.)
  • 2006 Epic Metal Commercial (3 mins.)
  • NEW! Optional English Subtitles
  • Vintage Trailer
2021 BONUS FEATURES:
  • NEW! “The Splatter Rampage Years” Retrospective with Chris Seaver & Casey Bowker (88 mins., HD)
  • NEW! Rare Lost Footage from Unfinished 2001 Movie “Bon Appe-Die” (44 mins.)
  • 2001 10 Years of LBP Promo (4 mins.)
  • NEW! Reversible Artwork with “Quest for the Egg Salad” Photo Gallery and Vimeo On Demand Streaming Digital Copy

    DISC 4:

    TEENAPE GOES TO CAMP (2008, 62 mins.)
    • NEW! 2021 Restored Feature in Widescreen 16:9 Aspect Ratio (1.78:1)
    • NEW! DTS HD-MA & Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo Mixes
    • 2008 Audio Commentary with director Chris Seaver
    • 2008 Production Diary (12 mins.)
    • 2008 Photo Gallery (5 mins.)
    • 2008 The Highgears Music Video (9 mins.)
    • Vintage Trailer
    FILM CREW (2008, 60 mins.)
    • NEW! 2021 Restored Feature in Widescreen 16:9 Aspect Ratio (1.78:1)
    • NEW! DTS HD-MA & Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo Mixes
    • 2008 Audio Commentary with director Chris Seaver and stars Meredith Host, Casey Bowker, Josh Suire & Jesse Ames
    • 2008 Audio Commentary with director Chris Seaver and The Real “Film Crew”
    • 2008 Outtakes Reel (8 mins.)
    • Vintage Trailer
    WET HEAT (2008, 56 mins.)
    • NEW! 2021 Restored Feature in Widescreen 16:9 Aspect Ratio (1.78:1)
    • NEW! DTS HD-MA & Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo Mixes
    • 2008 Audio Commentary with director Chris Seaver and LBP’s Travis Indovina
    • 2008 Photo Gallery (4 mins.)
    • 2008 Teen Ape Sex School (9 mins.)
    • Vintage Preview
    TAINTLIGHT (2009, 61 mins.)
    • NEW! 2021 Restored Feature in Widescreen 16:9 Original Aspect Ratio (1.78:1)
    • NEW! DTS HD-MA & Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo Mixes
    • 2009 Audio Commentary with director Chris Seaver, star Jesse Ames, and LBP’s Lauren & River Seaver
    • NOW IN HD! 2009 “F#@k Sparkly Vampires” Featurette (17 mins., HD)
    • 2010 Blooper Reel (11 mins.)
    • Vintage Trailer
    FAST FACTS:
    2000-2010 • Color • 780 mins. • Comedy / Horror • Not Rated
    Region-Free • NTSC • BD-25 (MOD) x 4 • 
    Cat. No. TD-1222